TIGER ATTACK PREVENTION ROCK ™

Are you tired of constant TIGER ATTACKS?

The Tiger Attack Prevention Rock is guaranteed* to protect you and your family from the world's most dangerous predator.

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As you can clearly see, the number of tiger attacks per year decreases the closer you are to a Tiger Attack Prevention Rock. In fact, applying a statistically optimized trendline to the data, we get an R2 value of exactly 1, meaning the data is perfect and scientific.

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